Let me get this straight...



May 12, 2012 7:17 pm May 11, 2012 4:53 pm
mothernaturenetwork:

Your office will never waste paper again with Oriental’s White Goat machine, which converts normal paper into toilet paper. Simply insert about 40 sheets of paper, and in 30 minutes you’ll receive a freshly made roll of toilet paper. The machine shreds the paper, dissolves it in water, thins it out and then dries it and winds it around a roll. According to Oriental, it costs about 12 cents to churn out one roll.15 bizarre green inventions

I AM GOING TO WIPE MY ASS WITH THIS REPORT.
…no really. 

mothernaturenetwork:

Your office will never waste paper again with Oriental’s White Goat machine, which converts normal paper into toilet paper. Simply insert about 40 sheets of paper, and in 30 minutes you’ll receive a freshly made roll of toilet paper. The machine shreds the paper, dissolves it in water, thins it out and then dries it and winds it around a roll. According to Oriental, it costs about 12 cents to churn out one roll.
15 bizarre green inventions

I AM GOING TO WIPE MY ASS WITH THIS REPORT.

…no really. 

3:01 pm 1:32 pm May 10, 2012 4:22 pm
LOL. Oxymoron! (Taken with instagram)

LOL. Oxymoron! (Taken with instagram)

May 9, 2012 11:17 pm
  • Ronald: gotta go to sleep, hombre
  • Ronald: i'm nearing death
  • Alli: goodnight chiquita
  • Ronald: bye, dude
  • Alli: later lady
  • Ronald: you have a penis, is what i'm saying
  • Alli: yeah, i got that.
8:35 pm
blackkolors:


AMERICA

Dead.

blackkolors:

AMERICA

Dead.

(Source: qoafosho, via thegreg)

3:48 pm May 8, 2012 2:03 pm

My friend’s dog Ibecks is a jerk.

I was sitting on the couch watching tv and she hopped up (as she often does, we named her Ibecks after mini mountain goats because she looks like them) and sat down so that her ass hole was placed perfectly on my knee cap.

Gross.

6:10 am May 4, 2012 8:02 pm
So many good times were had.

So many good times were had.

May 3, 2012 10:27 pm May 2, 2012 1:08 pm
LOL. Someone please confirm this is from this year’s May Day?

LOL. Someone please confirm this is from this year’s May Day?

(Source: redsuspenders, via jasencomstock)

May 1, 2012 8:47 am
free-cat-fancy:

Not a fake cartoon but man I love it

Bahahahahahaha

free-cat-fancy:

Not a fake cartoon but man I love it

Bahahahahahaha

(via zainyk)