Office by Alex Penny
IT IS ALL OVER MY FACEBOOK FEED.
…Facebook is where internet phenomena goes to die.
BRB, DELETING EVERYTHING.
Can we make this a tag please? Because honestly, FB is a wasteland… and some of it is so ridiculous that it needs to be documented somewhere.
After I called her out on a few unwarranted personal attacks on my intelligence because of the difference in our opinions, she stopped responding and that Felix fellow and I had a brief, and much friendlier/civil discussion (despite our opposing views on a few subjects). Hours later, she chimes in and says ^that.
Filed under: STFU.
This is mostly for the ladies: I don’t want to steal your fucking boyfriend. For fucks sake. I use FB as a promotion/networking tool. Not as a homewrecking tool. Christ. I add everyone. Oh I met you last week through a friend? Oh look you’re tagged in a photo of all of us. ADD. Oh, we met at a party and you’re hilarious? Oh look you’re my friend’s boyfriend. ADD.
I just had a friend of mine tell me our mutual friend doesn’t like that I added her boyfriend on facebook and that she doesn’t wan to hang out with me when she comes to visit. Seriously? Goddamn. Has it been that long since I’ve had a boyfriend? Have the rules changed? Am I unaware of some boyfriend/girlfriend etiquette or something? Someone please fill me in becaue I think this is insane.
Get over it. The only reason you think I want him is because you have ~*luvstarz in your eyez*~ and you think he’s all studly and perfect… WHICH IS WHY HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND! If you know anything about me, you know that I am not a homewrecker. I don’t do that shit. It’s not my thing. I’ve walked in on a previous boyfriend being straddled by one of our friends. I would never inflict that kind of pain on someone I know. I would never disrespect someone that way.
What, just because I’m single you think I’m constantly on the prowl? I have shit to do, people to meet/see… and guess what? SOME OF THEM ARE DUDES! Some of them are YOUR dudes! I’m a nice person. I’m nice to everyone. I’m sorry if my singleness + my niceness makes you feel insecure, but get the fuck over it.
Move along!
Remember what the world’s biggest websites looked like at Launch? (via:Mashable)
Weird, huh…
WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FACEBOOK BULLSHIT! OH MY GOD YOU’RE DRINKING STARBUCKS COFFEE… YOU MUST BE REALLY IMPORTANT. I’M JUST GOING TO SIT OVER HERE AND BE REALLY IMPRESSED NOW.
How honest is “too honest”?
