Let me get this straight...



December 30, 2011 9:48 am

Currently:

  • Holding a water bottle filled with extremely hot water to my abdomen
  • Trying not to cry like a little bitch because these are the most intense cramps I’ve experienced in years, at work no less
  • Also trying to fight the urge to go limp and slide off of my chair to the floor so I can writhe in pain in the fetal position more comfortably
  • Just chewed up two ibuprofens and washed it down with lukewarm coffee
  • Thinking about that time I asked my mom what contractions feel like and she told me, “Imagine the worst cramps you’ve ever had, and multiply that by a hundred.”
  • Welp, no kids for me!

  1. lindaboucher said: I really feel for you- especially if you’re at work. A glass of whisky (no ice) helps- it relaxes your muscles. xxx
  2. pearlsbeforeswine said: Caffeine makes cramps worst. Take another ibuprofen which will help. The body can handle 2400mg of ibuprofen a day. hope this helps.
  3. seashellhell said: damn you!
  4. theblueprint said: get a chocolate milk, it will ease your cramps.
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